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    Monday, February 4th, 2008
    6:17 pm
    I. drink. your. MILKSHAKE. I DRINK IT UP!

    WTF. There Will Be Blood is so. Good.

    Daniel Day-Lewis is a God. God has a moustache.



    Current Mood: dirty
    Monday, January 21st, 2008
    4:35 pm
    my boobs are...okay!
     UHG IT JUST KEEPS GETTING COLDER >_<

    So I played this game called 'Life' with the movie CLOVERFIELD...

    ...it won.

    Cloverfield wins at life.

    That is all.

    Current Music: Wait - Sweeney Todd
    Sunday, January 13th, 2008
    6:21 pm
    "I happy am, Joy is my name"

    I have really neglected my lj. I think it's from not procrastinating and actually doing useful things. 

    Now tho, I'm putting off theory homework.

    Party busses are fun.

    Cowboys is a terrible bar.

    I look pritty in dresses I steal from Keziah.

    Youtube has some fantastic stuff on it. Namely "what, what, in the butt" and "My boobs are...okay!"

    Melissa is my brother's basketball coach. What?

    I have to go out now. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. It's like, -30C.

    I'd like to see Sweeney Todd for a third time.

    I'm going to be drunk all week. Shit.

    David Lynch is my lover. I want to do him. he can record it. Then edit it and add sound effects.

    Bjork can sing on the soundtrack.

     
    I heard a car alarm today and loled hard. seeeeat belt, radiooo knobbbbs.

    That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

    Current Mood: flirty
    Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
    5:39 pm
    Handed down by God Herself.
    Fuck.
    Fuck.
    Fuck.
    Mother-mother fuck,
    mother mother fuck-fuck
    mother fuck,
    mother fuck,
    noich,
    noich,
    noich.
    1,2,
    1,2,3,4, noich, noich, noich,
    smokin weed, smokin wizz,
    doin' coke,
    drinkin beers,
    drinkin beers, beers, beers, rollin' fatties! smokin blunts,
    who smokes blunts?
    we smokes blunts!
    rolling blunts and smokin'-

    Uh, let me get a nickel bag...

    15 buck little man! put that shit, 
    in my hand,
    and if that money doesn't show then you owe me, owe me, oh,
    MY JUNGLE LOVE! yeah, oh-e-oh-e-oh
    I think I wanna know ya, know ya...yeah what.

    Current Mood: crazy
    Monday, October 22nd, 2007
    6:37 pm

     My current best friend: Strepsils extra

    Soulagement efficace du mal de gorge!!

    I love how the efficace is itallics.

    + side to strep throat: can't do my Basic Skills tape test =D. Fuck it, I'm failing anyways. HOW DO YOU FAIL BASICSKILLSOMGFSHFEFS.

    Saturday, October 6th, 2007
    5:27 pm
    I love chocochops
     Whot? I'm updating lj? This must mean I have an essay to write and mid-terms to study for.

    Correct.

    Horace Walpole is officially the most boring man on earth and I am over him and his terrible story. Carmilla the Vampire on the other hand was all suspenseful and homoerotic just like every vampire story should be. Omg ~*SPOILER*~ when they got to her tomb and opened it up to kill her she was immersed in 7 inches of blood, with her eyes open, breathing and looking exactly like the day they buried her. ISN'T THAT AWESOME?

    Prof. Burleson seems to think that if we do better on our rep tests we will solve world hunger...makes sense to me.

    Saw Eastern Promises last night and went to the Tavern on Pembina. Alexander Keith's b-day! there weren't any specials or anything though...lame.

    Uhg, I should really get to that essay.
     

    Current Mood: blah
    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
    5:23 pm
    It's Bionic Woman, Bitch!
    My NYB CD came in the mail! =D *glee* and apparantly I'm listening to honour band cds? Sweet?

    Uhg, I'm in a mood...I'm all energetic without a cause. This turns me into an emo James Dean from...all his movies.

    I GOT THE BULLETS!!!! 


    Current Mood: energetic
    Friday, September 21st, 2007
    9:41 pm
    58,008 = boobs upsidedown
    I have a fucking thirteenth century troubadour song stuck in my head. How amazing is that? I <3 u university. My quintet is so kick-ASS. We win at life and will soon be touring the world ty very much.

    Speaking of the world...

    Fidel Castro: 3,081

    Rest of the world: 0

    Okay so the west has been pushing a new type of fuel that runs on basically CORN right? Ethanol it's called. It's supposed to be cleaner and renewable, something to use when we run out of oil blah, blah. WELL, it turnes out that because of this new demand for ethanol, more of the land used to grow FOOD is now being used to make FUEL for ur fancy new car, thus creating an immense increase in the price of food! Eventually it will make it impossible for 3rd world countries to afford FOOD and things will SUCK A LOT. The best part is...

    ...Fidel called it! lololol he said this would happen a looong-ass time ago lmfao. My mom showed me this article where the 'experts' were saying that 'some people' had said this would be the outcome. lmaolmao 'some ppl' = my favorite communist dictator.

    So that made my day...

    48-hours.net is pissing me off. So aggravating! But I must follow along!

    Taking music at U of M is the best shit ever, I'm serial.

    Even cadets is going well *shock* =O

    How am I going to be able to watch all the TV I want to?? TIVO PLZ!!

    ANTM, The Office, CSI!!! and all the new stuff! PUSHING DAISIES! Bionic Woman...all that other shit that probably is decent.

    Current Mood: geeky
    Current Music: Gregorian chant
    Saturday, September 15th, 2007
    4:20 pm
    it's an apogee! IT'S HUGE!!!
     OMFGGGGGG!!! There's a PURPLE 1972 DODGE CHALLENGER being sold on ebay for $3000!!!! WTFFFFF I WANT IT!!

    RAWR BUT IT'S ONLY SELLING TO USA FUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!

    O_O  <---- me

    k well, one week of University down! =D That deserves a car amiright?



    PS. my subject line is such an inside joke only I get it. o_o okay, 'apogee' = funny theory word IMO. The phrase is an online joke about the Cloverfield trailer "it's a lion. Its huge!!"

    Just in case I don't get it in a week (which I won't).

    I WANT THAT CARRR!!! >=@

    Current Mood: jealous
    Current Music: cars
    Sunday, September 9th, 2007
    6:16 pm
    If I had to marry a dinosaur it would totally be a velociraptor. For shizzle.
    My mom started ranting about all the people in her life who take medication and I was like: 'woa mom, take a pill'.

    She did not laugh.

    omfg Universityyeahright. I lurve all my profs so far. I'm taking lessons with Gary Pollard! lol I totally volunteered, he is so funny. He's the kind of person who will somehow manage to accidentally say at least one incredibly inappropriate sexual double-entendre in almost EVERY conversation. It's so fun. 

    I'd better be in Orchestra motherfukkers, although I had a dream I was put in Wind Ensemble...premonition perhaps? (PERHAPS!)

    Things I'm freaking out about a little:

    - everything

    Specifically:

    - dictation!
    - singing!
    - theory in all it's forms!
    - keyboarding!
    - dictation again!

    w/e I'm sure it won't be...that bad. =/

    Britney is performing at ze VMAs tonight! Do I care? Not especially.

    I listened to The Rite of Spring yesterday...twice! *crazy* who does that? 

    HENIN WON!!!!! YYEEESSSHHHH!!! XD fuk u Serbians! (jk Djokovich ilu so much).

    a pic of djokovich 4 good measure:  I think he's in the process of loosing to Federrer right now...in my dream I console him afterwards (with sexual intercourse?)


    Man, these updates are random n'est pas?

    Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.

    You said it, Shakespeare!!




     

    Current Mood: creative
    Current Music: me singing
    Monday, September 3rd, 2007
    10:53 am
    perhaps!

    k so, mom randomly kidnapped us and took us to Edmonton on Friday. Now I'm back =) + stuff.

    (Incidently, I though my audition on Friday went well. I played Pines of Rome like an ANGEL.)

    West Ed mall is fucking huge, srsly. Everyone says it yet I feel it needs to be said. THAT ROLLERCOASTER WAS RETARDED. I've never been so fucking scared...and I think I pulled/broke my neck at the waterpark. Totally worth it though.

    I RODE A SEGWAY!!! I need to buy one. $5000 isn't bad right?

     

    HUNGRYYYY!!!

    Monday, August 27th, 2007
    12:16 pm
    "What do girls like???" "...Books and reading?"
    Sweet mother of god, Justin Timberlake was a lot of fun. I officially love pop concerts. =D It was like a 4 hour porno with better music and dancing! Timbaland totally stole the show lol.

    + all his back-up dancers look like Britney, coincidence? I think not.

    I though my eardrums were going to rupture from the people screaming for an encore...it was great.

    I'm freaking out about my audition. PRACTICE TIME!!!
    Saturday, August 18th, 2007
    5:21 pm
    Debateable!!
    damn you Gramma for making me love Tennis. >_<

    Uhg I just made my first martini. It's TERRIBLE, but Gino and mom are humouring me and saying it's good. But w/e we're having Italian sausage for dinner so nothing else matters lol. What? I'm hungry. Gino says it's because...something about the moon...I dunno, I never question what he says.

    lmfao I love ONTD. That epic letter from Rich Cronin...I can't help but laugh when I read it. "You'll cum 110 times harder with my cock up your ass. It's just a fact." LMFAO. What a douche.

    RAWR I'M BORED!!! I WANT TO GO SEE SUPERBAD!!

    LOL MY BORED ICON IS HOLDING A MARTINI LIKE MEEEEE.

    Current Mood: bored
    Friday, August 17th, 2007
    6:06 pm
    Today I learned all about 'capgras illusion' from a green T-rex and an orange velociraptor.
    mmmm quarter pounders are yummy.

    lol drinking is fun.

    ...that is all.
    Thursday, August 16th, 2007
    11:54 am
    "liquor in the front, poker in the back",I am the only person in the world who finds that hysterical
    Sunshine was all sorts of effed up. We ran into Aschlynn and Nick at Portage and made a grand 'ol time of it. Smoking indoors, graffitti, general tomfoolery...

    Srsly though, Sunshine was crazy. The sun is a BITCH! And it scared me more than a lot of other movies because if there's one thing I CAN'T STAND it's single frame flashes. And there were, like, 7. I freaked right out, screaming, swearing, crying. Good times. Nath didn't even notice or know what was wrong with me until the 6th one lol.

    I love Pushing Daisies. It's so cute, but I'm sure it will be canceled =( it's too happy. I just have a feeling it won't last, but I hope I'm wrong.

    rahg I'm hungry.


    Current Music: Touch Me - Spring Awakening
    Monday, August 13th, 2007
    10:48 am
    Je deteste les lundis. (something tells me that's the worst french ever...w/e I'm rusty)
    stole-d frum hammer_reality...
     
    ABC of Me

    The Letter A

    Are you available?: Evenings and weekends
    What is your age?: 18
    What annoys you?: ppl who ask too many questions out loud during movies (NATHAN) lmao




    Current Mood: bored
    Saturday, August 11th, 2007
    12:30 pm
    "Knowing my fetish is technically possible only serves to increase my desire to see it happen."
    OMG I'M UPDATING LIVEJOURNAL!!!
    (totally just looking for an excuse to use clip? yes.)

    Nath sent me an interesting text...I still have no idea what the message was supposed to mean before T9Word raped it...here:

    "Text me when you get home cause in waxing down and ill go to the computer."

    in waxing down? a new catch-phrase is born.


    My Trumpet workshop/camp week was killlerrrr. I learned so much omg. I've got to find that Alexander Technique book I have somewheres...

    Mommy gets home today!! I wonder if she brought me anything =D *self-centered* lol. OMG THAT REMINDS ME!!!
    They're changing the name of MGM-studios in Disney World to Hollywood Studios. Isn't that the gayest thing you've ever heard? yea, it is.

    torrents are the best shit ever, I'm sad I only just discovered them.



    Current Mood: hungry
    Friday, August 3rd, 2007
    7:58 pm
    Shot!

    In the head!



    Current Mood: Still not over it
    Thursday, August 2nd, 2007
    11:27 am
    a dream is a wish your heart makes...
    Last night I had a dream...I found myself in a desert called cyberland it really was one of the most fucked up, realistic dreams I've ever had.

    I died. I was supposed to be doing something heroic. It was like one of those movies where the bad guys are so obviously evil, and the good guys so obviously good that no matter what stupid action-adventure shit I pulled I KNEW I would come out alive. Funny thing was, I didn't.

    I was hanging, off some weird indoor bridge. I had swung over, but not quite made it. I was about to hookshot my way farther away from the bad guys (who were standing on the bridge waiting for me) when it happened. Some evil, tall, blond, skinny, bitch didn't waste a moment or word, pressing her shiny silver handgun to my right temple and shooting a bullet through my brain. 

    THROUGH. MY BRAIN.

    Needless to say, my body went limp and I was falling. I somehow opened my eyes and recognized that I was still conscious and so must be still alive. I was falling down a dark tube with flashing green and purple circles on the walls...and a voice was talking to me. I realized I was dead, but figured this must be the 'other side' and since I didn't know the rules, I should probably keep my senses (minimal as they were...I was shot in the hear after all). 

    I realized I'd have to land eventually, which scared me because I knew it would hurt(/kill me again). Just as I started worrying, the wall behind me started to curve slowly. Next thing I knew, I was sliding. 90 degrees, 60 degrees, 45 degrees, on a slick black slide. Then the slide started to turn, it was just like a water slide, the black rose up over the turns, but it was still solid. As the tube stopped turning so much and slowed down, the black solid turned into pitch black liquid and carried my limp dead body through more, slower turns.

    There were pictures now, on the walls. I could see myself in all sorts of pictures I didn't remember taking (but which made me look very good) but couldn't slow down to see them all properly. I passed a few mirrors and could see that my temple had healed...sortof. There was scar tissue and still blood everywhere (the black stuff wasn't making me wet or getting on me, or washing me evidently).

    The river had been pushing me slowly upward...and then, it just stopped. I washed onto a strange shore. Tiled linolium in a room with a green door. I stood up feebly and looked behind me at the pitch black, feeling like I could probably visit that strange tunnel again...I would have time.

    I opened the door and entered the weirdest shit ever. It was school. It had all the people from school doing all the shit one does at school, but everything was messed up. All the rooms led to other rooms, there were more than one room in a room, some rooms didn't have anything in them. 

    The strange thing was, I was mildly happy to be there. I wandered the rooms and spoke with people. I somehow knew this was my destination, that I would be there forever, only I couldn't decide whether it was my heaven or hell. I somehow got the feeling that it could be like my version of heaven, I was mildly pleased to be there (at this point I had found a McNally Robinson-esk room with magazines and a restaurant) I remembered Harry Potter and how his favorite place to be was Hogwarts and though maybe it was like that for me. Only, I couldn't get over the fact that I was conscious of my reservations about being there forever...and if this was indeed my heaven my mind should be in a blissful content state right?

    Then my mom came out of nowhere...instead of being happy to see her I was reminded that she didn't belong here and would be going again, sh confirmed this when I asked her. We talked about what kind of place this was...she looked about as undecided as I was about me staying...Then she said she had to go. We hugged, she left...
    ...and I woke up...

    ...With the undeniable feeling, 

    THAT I HAD BEEN
    SHOT IN THE HEAD AND THEN SWEPT DOWN A RIVER OF DEATH TO MY ETERNAL AFTERLIFE WANDERING SOME SORT OF HELLISH LIMBO.

    So yeah...strange dream. At least now I know what's waiting for me on the otherside. (Maybe not the school...but I'm CONVINCED about the slide/river/tunnel system). 

    I'm also quite sure that I died last night.

     

    Current Mood: scarred for life
    Sunday, July 29th, 2007
    8:08 pm
    A comic about a talking dinosaur?
    The Simpsons movie made my cry. No. Joke.

    Uhg, I started watching Grey's Anatomy...it's so bad! But now I just HAVE to see every single episode because I'm so FUCKING OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE. >=( 

    This exact thing happens with every TV series...I wish there were drugs to surpress these urges o_o

    YEEE HAW! *bang* onetwothreefour T_T

    Current Mood: crazy
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